This is a brief medical update from Australia that a new COVAG-18 Cluster has been detected in Australian News Rooms. It appears that some news presenters have contracted COVAG-18 and now have the Evil Black Goo Gel in their unholy Gashes.

The Dirty Vaginas appear to be at the SMH, BBC and obviously without saying – all FOX outlets.

People are encouraged to practice their COVAG-18 Vaginal Protection Hand Grip as we attempt to tackle the outbreak.