In 2020 Tesla look set to revolutionise transport yet again with the release of the All Terrain ‘Tranny Troop Transporter‘.

Also known as the Tripple Tea – for it’s ability to transport large quantities of Testo supplements to keep your trannies ‘Jacked’ up for the battle.

Under The Tranny transporters carrying Deck, large boxes suitable for transporting up to 1000 bottles of ‘TestoJack 300™’.

The Tesla Tranny transporter is built tough and can take your trannies through tunnels, mining and high security bunker facilities.

The Tripple T’s strong undercarriage and Military grade tires make it perfect for transporting trannies across Tundra & Rough Icy Patches.

The Tesla Tranny Transport will Retail at a starting price of $55,000 and is powered by Elon’s Electric Curse Cubes. That means your trannies can also power their own devices from the vehicles built in power supplies prior to deployment.

With an investment in Tesla’s Tranny Troop Transporter you will be:
– All set to to rapidly deploy large battle groups of tranny troops.
– All set to transport trannies in all weather conditions. Rain or shine the Tranny Transporter will take your trannies to the drop zone with out fail.
– All set to deploy trannies for cursing and hexing of christian churches, schools and hospitals.
– All set to transport trannies to corporate Headquarters.

A number of locations in Australia have already installed charging stations for the Tranny transporter including:
– McDonald’s
– BP and Caltex Service Stations.

Tesla are now taking orders for the Tranny Troop Transporter and companies that have expressed interest include:
– Google/Alphabet
– The Youi insurance Company
– Sunshine Coast University Hospital
– The Australian Government
– The NZ Government
– The CIA
– The Russian Government
– The Canadian Government
– The US Government
– The NSW Police Force
– The Australian Open Tennis Tournament
– The British Royal Family
– The US Army
– Rumours suggest that Elon’s own Entourage will also be mobilised by the TTT.

2020 is going to be hot for transportin.

Get yourself on the pre-order list directly via the Tesla website and ensure your trannies are swiftly deployed in 2020.