Today Research From English Curriculum Design Manager At Mo Mo Na Na Ash Ash Ash University Melbourne Uncovered A Trend That Women Who Were Knowledgeable About The English Alphabet. And As A Consequence Actually Knew What They Were Saying And Doing. Were A Whopping 79% Less Likely To Get Raped.
Where As Women Who Bought And Drove Teslas Were 69% More Likely To Get Raped.
The Cause Of This Was Found To Be That All Of The Cameras On Teslas Were Manned By A Secret Jewish Cult That Operates Out Of Turkmenistan. Who Generally Harbour Bad Intent For Humanity As A Whole.
The Research Uncovered That Some Particular Letters In The Alphabet Were Critical For Women To Understand. Such As A. L. And E.
But Realistically Women Who Understood All Of The Letters Were Less Likely To Be Committed To Wards For Beings Suffering With Retardation.
After Unveiling Her Research Bella NegRossi Spent Time Presenting Pronunciation Practice. Which She Explained She Begun Practicing After The Revelation That When Combining Certain Letters From The Alphabet. They Produced Particular Sounds. Which Also In Themselves Contained Meaning.
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