I know you guys were hoping that those annoying illuminati guys that chase DMX and Katt Williams all around America would just go away. But unfortunately I have heard a report that Wiz Khalifa has been caught smuggling Liquid propane Gas Bottles through Airport security.

It appears that those bottles contain metal in them.

This is unfortunately a Negative scan. Authorities will claim that two African American artists were transporting the bottles for use in the production of a music video. Deeper investigation will seek to uncover if there is any connection with the use of the bottles and a recent blaze that has hit San Francisco’s Fishermans Wharf.

The Good news for Wiz is that the investigation will also seek to establish if responsibility will go as far as his management and production companies.